One Never Knows

katylouise: guinnevere: jenkim: ponymalta: Cosmo suggests...

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:36:05 -0500

guinnevere:

jenkim:

ponymalta:

Cosmo suggests that, rather than avoid having sex with highly infectious H1N1 sufferers, you just do it reverse-cowgirl style. With air kisses only, and maybe an upper-arm squeeze after if it was really enjoyable.

Imagine going to the doctor. “You have swine flu,” she says. “That’s impossible!” you wail. “I faced away from him during sex! And I didn’t even kiss him on the mouth after!”

File this under: evidence Cosmo is written by morons.

Agreed.

joliebelle: I mean this in no offensive way to my children toting or soon-to-be-bearing-children...

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:55:46 -0500

joliebelle:

I mean this in no offensive way to my children toting or soon-to-be-bearing-children friends but

I JUST DO NOT GET IT.

I can’t even imagine a small human being in my life right now. I can’t imagine being pregnant of having the responsibility of offspring in my life. It’s like the last thing I could want right now. It’s not that I don’t WANT kids. I adore them. I want lots of babies. But am I the only one that feels like I’m still 14? I do not want a baby for AT LEAST 2 years.

Word to this. I’m babysitting a one month old baby tomorrow morning, and I’m terrified. What if I break it?

katylouise: (via prettysmart) oh. my. god. What she said.

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:55:57 -0500

katylouise:

(via prettysmart)

oh. my. god.

What she said.

I feel highly anxious tonight.

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 22:37:13 -0500

That is all.

"Here’s a dating tip for all you single ladies. If you want to impress a guy, go tanning. I cannot..."

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 18:35:09 -0500

“Here’s a dating tip for all you single ladies. If you want to impress a guy, go tanning. I cannot stress this enough. Guys don’t care about your personality, your voice, your job, or the things you talk about. As long as you are nearly orange, you will snag yourself a dreamboat. Enjoy.”

- [jef etters tips of the day #024. as recorded by m. olson] (via icatchfoxes)

This is how dating works in Akron.

Packing to back to Ohio for Thanksgiving. Apparent color scheme:...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:13:10 -0500

Packing to back to Ohio for Thanksgiving. Apparent color scheme: red and grey.

Internet Vices

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:04:44 -0500

Internet Vices

Back to the 'OHH' in Ohio.

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:02:25 -0500

graceinsmallthings:

nadinenocero:

Today I met three people from Ohio. Considering I live across the world from O-H-I-O, thats pretty amazing.

I met one yesterday on the top of the Macau Tower! Ohioans sure get around.

Word! I meet my fellow Ohioans all over the place. It’s kinda like how every private university on the East Coast is full of people from New Jersey.

joliebelle: This blew my mind. (via chemy) This was AMAZING.

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:52:00 -0500

joliebelle:

This blew my mind.

(via chemy)

This was AMAZING.

Love in the Time of Swine Flu (Ehhhh? You like that clever...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:51:11 -0500

Love in the Time of Swine Flu

(Ehhhh? You like that clever little title right there?)

Speaking of Miriam’s wedding, here’s some blatant...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:58:23 -0500

Speaking of Miriam’s wedding, here’s some blatant self promotion.

Check out the rest of the wedding pictures at http://www.honeyandlovephotography.com

This is what happened to my website when I put up photos from...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:55:22 -0500

This is what happened to my website when I put up photos from Miriam’s wedding. This makes me happy!

(via mypetspaghetti)

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:39:08 -0500

(via mypetspaghetti)

icatchfoxes: [photobooth sketches; 023: where? actual location....

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:31:38 -0500

icatchfoxes:

[photobooth sketches; 023: where? actual location. m. olson]

i’m afraid; a new friend posed this question and i have been racking my brain for an answer. i don’t think i know. maybe that’s the best answer?

Oooh, fun question! I’ve thought about things like where would I like to be in like, 2 years, but 20 years? Even I don’t plan that far in advance. Hopefully, nowhere cold. I can barely handle winter in North Carolina now, at age 24. I can’t imagine how wimpy I’ll be at 44.

icatchfoxes: (via megamonster) i’ve never known a man who loved...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:49:34 -0500

icatchfoxes:

(via megamonster)

i’ve never known a man who loved me [enough to nearly fall out of a train car just for my kiss.]

[any idea on who took this photograph? i’ve been interested in photo journalists from the early years for most of my life and i have never seen this image before, but the style/subject matter are making me think it could be one of a few i already am quite familiar with, but any specific information would be appreciated more than i can put into words.]

Robert Frank, perhaps? Try checking Tin Eye image search - http://www.tineye.com/

138 footnotes properly cited and substantiated…62 more to...

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:42:00 -0500

138 footnotes properly cited and substantiated…62 more to go. I’m really ready to be done with law school.

Full disclosure: Definitely had to use a calculator to figure out what 200 minus 138 was. Math iz hard.

"I’m gonna be a doctor. But first, I’ll shine shoes."

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:24:52 -0500

“I’m gonna be a doctor. But first, I’ll shine shoes.”

- Andy

Attempting to get into the parking lot to get a swine flu...

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:25:00 -0500

Attempting to get into the parking lot to get a swine flu vaccine. Going nowhere fast.

Edit: Got it. Took 3 hours.

katylouise: i love this. apparently it’s versailles, anyone...

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:18:09 -0500

katylouise:

i love this. apparently it’s versailles, anyone know the artist?

LOVE this.

My Weekend

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:25:55 -0500

Really bad news + public humiliation + wonderful wedding + meeting lots of new people + drinking wine before noon = me, tired.

Blah.