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06

Nov

A surprise trip o NYC today!

A surprise trip o NYC today!

04

Nov

I just realized that season 5 premiers tomorrow. Never mind my previous salsa complaint, life- all is well now!

I just realized that season 5 premiers tomorrow. Never mind my previous salsa complaint, life- all is well now!

Dear Life,

All I want right now is salsa. Yummy, delicious, spicy salsa. I currently have two full jars of it sitting in my cupboard tempting me. However, I absolutely positively cannot open either of them. This is one of those times when I really hate living alone. I will continue to sit here and think about salsa and feel bad for myself. Why are you doing this to me?!

Love,

Liz

These are all over school. Nobody knows what they mean or how they got there.

These are all over school. Nobody knows what they mean or how they got there.

03

Nov

My Upcoming Trip to the Land of JAPs

Me:
I'm going up to New York this weekend for the wedding.
Dad:
Oh, that'll be fun. What part?
Me:
Westchester.
Dad:
[gagging noises]
graceinsmallthings:

fullcredit:

scenes-from-my-hood:

this is for anyone who reads, or has read, julia allison.  it is alarmingly on-point.
((via))

Yup.

I can’t decide if this means she’s giving Lilly away for free, or if free is meant as a verb, as in to remove Lilly from her pink, tutu-adorned shackles. Either way, it’s kind of awesome.

Reblogging Non Society is the best. This is quality.

graceinsmallthings:

fullcredit:

scenes-from-my-hood:

this is for anyone who reads, or has read, julia allison.  it is alarmingly on-point.

((via))

Yup.

I can’t decide if this means she’s giving Lilly away for free, or if free is meant as a verb, as in to remove Lilly from her pink, tutu-adorned shackles. Either way, it’s kind of awesome.

Reblogging Non Society is the best. This is quality.

02

Nov

Did I seriously just do this to myself in public? Yes. Yes I did.

Did I seriously just do this to myself in public? Yes. Yes I did.

i just unfollowed julia allison

graceinsmallthings:

nolauren:

november is going to be a month of cleansing for me and i figured why not start with tumblr?

Haaaaa, I did this last month and Mary Rambin back in the spring, and you have no idea how much less anger I now possess! A good move for the soul, I promise you.

Yeah, I became a significantly happier person the day I unfollowed her and Mary. It was just too painful.

01

Nov

Tonight is most definitely a do-a-home-facial-and-take-a-bubble-bath kinda night, which is a wonderful ending to an amazing weekend.
Currently slathered on my face are 1/2 of an avocado and 1/4 cup of honey.

Tonight is most definitely a do-a-home-facial-and-take-a-bubble-bath kinda night, which is a wonderful ending to an amazing weekend.

Currently slathered on my face are 1/2 of an avocado and 1/4 cup of honey.

Tonight, I got my Frida Kahlo on. No clue what I’m doing with my arms here.

Tonight, I got my Frida Kahlo on. No clue what I’m doing with my arms here.